Hey

Pssst…

Come closer.

I have something…

to confess.

I used to cry in parking lots…

over men who couldn’t spell “accountability.”

But now?

I hex with headphones on.

Welcome to Shift Happens: Bloodbath & Beyond—

the podcast where we don’t just process our trauma…

we exfoliate it.

With glitter. And rage.

Every episode, we sip revenge tea…

read red flags like tarot cards…

and whisper affirmations that hit harder than your last situationship.

If you’re tired of being the bigger person,

if your therapist now needs a therapist,

if you’re done spiraling and ready to slay…

You’ve found your people.

So

Shift softly…

stab gently…

and remember: hot girls don’t ghost.

They ascend.