It’s been a weird week…

Last Sunday, I received a visit that every woman absolutely dreads and wishes would go away, and come back… well, never. That bitch made me almost sleep away all my youth…

ANY WAY…

That happened. It sent me into a hormonal mood swing that made me ball my eyes out at “Hello my name is Doris” which is definitely not that kinda movie AT ALL. I love that movie… just not last week I guess.

Then my dad gave me a new supplement to try, which dropped my blood pressure so low it gave me vertigo like dizzy spells… 10/10 would NOT recommend. But it made me snap out of my mood swing, and because my bp was low, I gave a fuck about nothing… sooo it did a weird Reboot on my system. So did the Aries new moon to be honest.

I’ve been taking my days very slow. Like you can either gobble down a bowl of ice cream because you want to but also because you’re also hungry. Or you could eat something filling, then sit there and absorb the taste and texture of that ice cream 🍨 I’m doing the second one. For example, last night I slept like garbage because it was hot. We had a cold front, so I opened my window and I slept snug as a bug with my cat until 10:45am! Something I never do. It was magnificent though.

Not sure what’s happened, but I got an email from Hulu to sign back up for $2.99/month for six months ✅ Then, I’ve worn and loved my current perfume for years! But it’s time for an upgrade. Sign up for scent bird, BOOM! 50% off the first month ✅ Then talked to ChatGPT about the scents I picked because I wear specific scents. I wore Lady Gaga The Fame perfume, but since they discontinued it… it’s $300 a bottle. Straight to jail. Nope. But ChatGPT told me about a dupe inspired by The Fame 👀 found it on TikTok Shop. Originally $31 on sale for $27, had another coupon that made it $15!!! ✅

Not sure if I died from that pill, and woke up in a new universe or what. But whatever’s happening, I like it. I’m feeling like the world is starting to work with me again. Which is nice, that honestly used to be my norm.

Like David Rose said, “It’s just a long string of very bad luck, and I don’t know what kind of carnage I inflicted in a past life to deserve it. I must’ve been Dracula or a spin instructor”

Yeahhhh it was exactly like that… I hope this is good bye ya bitch waffle. I like this life better.

Roxy 🥂